Spelling Messenger as Messanger I don't give a...
When you're in class and the teacher says "find a...
hyliancitizen: you look at your friend like and your friend looks at you like
My ex girlfriend is a porn star
what-is-this-i-dont-even: i-m-a-gee: and boy is she going to be pissed when she finds out
Eyeballs: The Poem
what-is-this-i-dont-even: Eyeballs are round and squish for you But for me and some others, they act like a glue A girl with some sass Goes walking right pass But my eyeballs get stuck to her ass
br0hammad: dropletsoflove: If I sleep to much, my parents complain. If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain. If I eat too much, my parents complain. If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain. If I’m always in my room, my parents complain. If I go out too much, my parents complain. I CAN’T FUCKING WIN. this.
It's hella cute when a guy bites your lower lip...
Dear Mathematicians, Here's a hint:
chaosknight: X will always equal 10. Sincerely, The Romans
Do you hear that? That's how dumb you sound.
....why do they call Pound Cake 'Pound Cake'?
Fucking Dumb 2k11
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If you heard me and my friends watching Man Vs...
what-is-this-i-dont-even: You would think we were masturbating.